The Horde
I don't think the sonic rodent repellers are working. I keep hearing squeaks. Earlier, there was some type of crash in the kitchen and I tried to convince myself it was just trash settling or something, but I keep hearing the damn squeaks. I've turned on all the lights, the television, played a movie on the computer, banged pots in the kitchen and stomped around like a lunatic. I also begged my husband to close the bar and come home, which as you can imagine, went over like a lead balloon.
My husband and my best friend have both tried to convince me I'm crazy and that I wouldn't be able to hear a single mouse squeaking. My best friend, God love her, said it would have to be a whole horde of mice before I heard the squeaks.
A. WHOLE. F*CKING. HORDE.
Comments
sounds like you need a cat...
Well, as I write this there are various ads below trying to help you rid yourself of your pests, including the "ultrasonic pest control" thing - I'm guessing your mice like it and are having a tiny rave, with little glowsticks and wee balloons of nitrous oxide.
Perhaps you need to call a professional? The mice won't do anything to you, personally, but of course you don't want them in your home.
Yikes! I don't know, though.... I would think you probably could hear just one or two mice squeaking. You might not have a huge horde, hopefully.
(And I second P's suggestion to perhaps call in a professional--let them worry about it.)
It's a shame mice can be so distructive; they're hardly dangerous.
I 2nd the cat thing. ;)
If you see one in little red shorts with big yellow buttons, be nice to him, 'kay? He's my pal.
i third the cat thing. i hope that thing about the horde isn't true..